Ten second synopsis: Little Red Zombie Hood triumphs over fashionable yet murderous wolf in this coming-of-age tale featuring missing body parts.
Read it if:
* you like your middle grade fiction to contain more than a whiff of decay, putrescence and general rot
* you would happily line up for hours to purchase a haggis of finest quality
* you believe that even zombie teens should have access to fashionable all-weather wear
* you fervently adhere to the accepted norms of social etiquette, including the rule that the old “Got your nose!” gag should only be performed on those with non-detachable body parts, lest awkwardness ensue